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  1. What if

From the album Destroy All Monsters

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Eric Martin/Andre Pessis/Pat Gilles

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">What if, what if somebody body put some oval tine in your lemonade.<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">What if, what if the space invaders<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">took your microwave<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">Your hours over and you still don&rsquo;t understand<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">Your head is empty and it&rsquo;s buried in the sand<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">What if, what if the sky is falling<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">and it&rsquo;s headed for your face<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">What if, what if no one was there to save,<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">save the day<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">So send your money and your conscience<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">will be clear<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">but don&rsquo;t believe in everything<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">that you might hear<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">It&rsquo;s not my job to keep you happy and amused<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">I am not your mother,<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">won&rsquo;t be driving you to school<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">And I am not a preacher or a dashboard figurine<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">just another poster boy, in a trashy magazine</span></i></b><span style="font-size:
20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">What if, what if I&rsquo;m not the God<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">that you ought to be looking for<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">What if, what if here in the mirror<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">I&rsquo;m as stupid as you are?<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">Your hours over and you still don&rsquo;t understand,<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">your head is empty and it&rsquo;s buried in the sand<o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">It&rsquo;s not my job to keep you happy and amused<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">I am not your mother,<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">won&rsquo;t be driving you to school<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">And I am not a preacher or a dashboard figurine<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">just another poster boy, flavor of the week<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">It&rsquo;s not my job to keep you happy and amused<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">I am only human and I wish that you were too<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">I&rsquo;m no super hero I just play one on TV<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">the miracle you&rsquo;re looking for<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">is only in your dreams<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:5.0pt;font-family:Univers-CondensedBold">What if life wasn&rsquo;t so F****** hard?<o:p></o:p></span></i></b></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><b><i><span style="font-size:20.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size:12.0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></span></i></b></p>
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